Dear search engine users:

Thank you for providing me with entertainment. When I read the terms you use to find my website, I am endlessly amused.

Here are some of my favorites (not knitting related):

• swapping couple sex chat
• summer amateur nude pics
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• nude erotic art, couples, sex
• meet bored horny wives
• mature wives cheating on their husbands
• fetish mature women personals
• big nude ladies
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• amateur mature sex swap
• sexy nude ladies photo only
• fat head hats

Guess I should stop posting all that porn, huh?

Oh, and the person who found me via: "I will cuckold you tonight", I am both confused and greatly amused by the search term and can't help but be curious about what this means.

These aren't the only terms people have used to find my site - there were plenty of knitting related search words, but they just aren't as funny. This post is probably going to cause a bunch more hits, now that I think about it. And it's going to disappoint a lot of hopeful people who are looking for something vastly different. Dear those people: I am sorry. Please see the humor in my situation. Good luck in your searches.

Thank you, internet.